Without love and humor, yoga is just a lot of hard work.

 

When asked what gifts he wanted for his birthday, the Yogi replied:

"I wish for no gifts, only presence."

Yoga is excellent for un-kinking the muscles and the spine.  
It is great if you're really kinky.

What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Pizza restaurant?

"Make me one with everything.”

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the waiter a $20 bill. The waiter pocketed the bill. The Yogi asked: "Don't I get change?"

The waiter said:

"Change must come from within.”

 A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga.  She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.  Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

A Yoga motto: "Don't just do something - sit there!"

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What do meditation and a chocolate cake have in common?

They each bring you a peace of heaven.